Ugh, who left the food out on the kitchen? It's starting to come alive. We might have to purify it.

And the damn dog shit on the living room carpet! What the fuck. Guys? You're really making me consider the joys of single living, here.

[OOC: Cranky Renji is cranky and taking it out on the roomies.]

[A squelching, squishy blast, as if a person has just been shredded and exploded blood everywhere]

Aaaaah-!

What the fuck-

Captain...you...did this before...?

What the fuck. Pineapple.

...no one lick me.

Fuck zombies.